Author: Mike Byrne
Date: 20:27:11 01/18/05
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On January 18, 2005 at 23:00:20, Robert Hyatt wrote: >On January 18, 2005 at 18:29:46, chandler yergin wrote: > >>with this guy in 1998... >> >> >>I'll take his answer over yours any day! >> >>"CHESS CANNOT BE SOLVED BY COMPUTERS!" >> >> >>He's a Chess Player too.. >> >>Wanna Disagree? > >Great. A lawyer. How can you tell a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving. > >Ask a computer scientist. You are talking to one right now with a Ph.D. in CS. >Chess is solvable. Just not today. grasp the concept... > > speaking of lawyer jokes - some of my favorites Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung? A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck! Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice. Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start! Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the dog. Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy. Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand. Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers? A: To practice. Q: Why is going to a meeting of the Bar Association like going into a bait shop? A: Because of the abundance of suckers, leeches, maggots and nightcrawlers Q: Why are there so many lawyers in the U.S.? A: Because St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland. Q: What?s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo? A: The lawyer charges more Q: What's the problem with lawyer jokes? A: Lawyer's don't think they're funny, and no one else thinks they're jokes. Q: Where can you find a good lawyer? A: In the cemetery. and my favorite ;>) Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz full of lawyers? A: The porcupine has pricks on the outside. If you are a lawyer, this is all in fun and I'm just kidding with you :>)
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