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Subject: Babble of the Year!

Author: KarinsDad

Date: 10:12:27 01/26/99

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On January 26, 1999 at 12:36:57, Bill  wrote:

Well, that was clear as mud. Maybe it should just be called Babble instead of
Babelfish.

Thanks for the translation anyway Bill.

KarinsDad :)

>Here is the Babelfish Translation via a simple copy & paste
>
>
>
>           CHESS
>
>           Set on red
>
>           A set class player shocks the experts with a sensational performance
>           explosion. Did it geschummelt with computer assistance?
>
>           Germany has a new genius. Beside Goethe, Beethoven and Einstein
>Clemens
>           ALL who man will arrive shortly as a top executive teutonischen
>Denkertums at
>           world-wide fame. Presupposed that its phaenomenale performance came
>with
>           the Boeblinger open with fair means.
>
>           With the chess tournament in the Swabian one ALL who man, managed 55,
>a
>           singular feat. The amateur of the SK Memmingen 1907, so far even in
>the
>           domestic set class never as an exception talent been noticeable,
>occupied
>           briefly before Silvester with four top players the first workstation
>and took 1660
>           Marks of premium.
>
>           The triumph applies with experts as sensation, so uniquely, as if
>Helmut Kohl
>           would have won with the German championships in the stabhochsprung.
>With
>           the play strength of the Memmingers a workstation under the first 100
>of 309
>           users would have been already an enormous success.
>
>           ALL who man keeps himself rather constant for years at 1925 Elo
>points a
>           performance level, which each moderately talented humans with some
>exercise
>           achieve. In Boeblingen however its presentation corresponded to
>suddenly
>           2630 Elo points.
>
>           With this value, permanently furnished, the hero, who came from the
>set class,
>           would be one of the best German players and in the world rank list
>under the
>           first 40. The century talent Garri Kasparow holds the highest Elo
>number ever
>           achieved with 2825.
>
>           ALL who man explains himself its wondrous thrust simply: " I played
>the
>           tournament of my life. That was much luck, as with roulette: All set
>on black, I
>           as only on red. "
>
>           The airy assertion is able to convince observers not quite. The fact
>that a
>           moderate player with much luck defeats times a professional may still
>concern.
>           From a performance explosion, which persists nine portions, however
>nothing is
>           well-known in chess history. In the opposite: With the age the play
>quality
>           decreases according to experience.
>
>           All nonsense, counters ALL who man. Since it is no longer employed,
>it plays
>           remote chess and operates on a participation at the senior world
>championship.
>           Daily train he four hours, last the malicious Sweschnikow version.
>
>           Connoisseurs of computer programs discovered Hamburg software
>workshop
>           Chessbase into ALL who man play meanwhile astonishing parallels to
>the most
>           popular German chess program " Fritz " from that. The Tueftler of the
>company
>           after-played ALL who man portions with her present point version
>Fritz 5,32 and
>           " magnificently amused themselves, because we rediscovered, say our
>baby "
>           Chessbase founder Frederic Friedel.
>
>           " (Friedel), suggested with the test the software would never play
>the even
>           brilliant courses of ALL who man, " one normal humans. It was
>particularly
>           suspicious that ALL who man before its victory announced Sergej
>Kalinitschew
>           (SV Luebeck) uebermuetig against the German large master: " matte in
>eight
>           courses ".
>
>           When the world elite meets, at present with the tournament in the
>Dutch Wijk
>           aan Zee, which analyzed questionable position, " fallow spontaneous
>           amusement out ", reports the Indian top player Viswanathan Anand.
>None the
>           international Topkraefte discovered the matte; Fritz against it found
>the courses
>           in one minute, to 15 seconds.
>
>           Chess actually loads to the Cyper Doping in. Since world champion
>lost
>           Kasparow 1997 against the IBM Superrechner " Deep Blue ", the fight
>is
>           decided. In the meantime commercial software on a computer of the
>Discounter
>           on world-masterly level plays. In addition a few electronics sections
>from the
>           Spy Shop, somewhat criminal energy and the layman plays point chess.
>
>           A mini camera, approximately in the tie, transmits the current
>position to an
>           assistant in the auditorium or on a close hotel room. Since ALL who
>man is
>           often to have murmured during his portions, a transmittal could have
>taken
>           place also by microphone.
>
>           The aid types the data and gets immediately the optimal course
>supplied. This
>           can be transmitted now with few impulses, approximately over tiny
>senders in
>           the ear or recipients under the clothes. The first impulses can
>indicate for
>           example the letters, a second series the zahlenreihe, third the
>course: Three
>           impulses break five impulses break six impulses would mean about
>farmer
>           c5-c6.
>
>           Concerned by the possibilities for the abuse " most ", Kasparow
>recruits for
>           years for " Advanced Chess ": Each player is to use computers and
>software of
>           its selection and to be allowed during the portion to analyze. With
>large weapon
>           equality, so the Russian, became in the long run nevertheless humans
>spirit
>           obsiegen.
>
>           For ALL who man next appearance, in March in bath Woerishofen,
>           recommends to let Friedel, " each ingenious course " explain by the
>amateur
>           player " plausibly ". The suspected one against it threatens with "
>legal steps "
>           against everyone, which zichtigt it the fraud.
>
>           Its sensation success is to be owed only to its persistent training,
>among other
>           things also with software from Hamburg. Since 1989 ALL who man,
>acquires
>           customer number 21048, regularly the newest version of Fritz. ***
>           TRANSLATION ENDS HERE ***
>
>           HAJO SCHUMACHER
>
>           DER SPIEGEL 4/1999 - Vervielfältigung nur mit Genehmigung des
>           SPIEGEL-Verlags
>
>
>
>                        [ Home | Der Spiegel | Netzwelt | Reuters | Sport |
>Kultur extra | Spiegel TV ]
>                       [ Spiegel special | Service/Suchen | Lycos | Yahoo! |
>Shop | Forum | E-Mail ]
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>On January 25, 1999 at 22:17:55, Jeff Anderson wrote:
>
>>Could you possibly post the article with the altavista translation here?  For
>>some bizarre reason I cannot highlight the entire article with netscape.  It
>>would be of great interest to everyone here.
>>Jeff
>>
>>On January 25, 1999 at 10:07:23, Manfred Rosenboom wrote:
>>
>>>On January 25, 1999 at 08:34:38, Jürgen Hartmann wrote:
>>>
>>>>The German Newsmagazine "Der Spiegel" today reports a funny story: Mr.
>>>>Allwermann, an Elo 1925 amateur of age 55 has won a nine-round 2h/40 swiss
>>>>tournament and achieved a performance of 2630.
>>>
>>>You will find an online version of this article at
>>>
>>>http://www.spiegel.de/sport/pool/schach_spiegel_sp.html
>>>
>>>If you pass this URL to the BabelFish at
>>>
>>>    http://babelfish.altavista.com/
>>>
>>>You can get (at least a readable) Engish translation.
>>>
>>>Manfred



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