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Subject: Re: Off Topic:Very Funny...

Author: Mark Ryan

Date: 12:05:41 03/07/05

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On March 07, 2005 at 12:45:41, Madhavan wrote:

>LOL this is hilarious
>
>
>From Fruit engine file
>
>"I consider Fruit as a toy rather than a competition
>engine."
>
>"
>Especially not welcome are reports of matches against Shredder that
>Fruit lost 1000-0."
>
>LOL :)
>
>"Especially welcome are (not necessarily in order of importance):
>
>- "Fruit Fan Club" T-shirts (which, rather surprisingly, seem hard to
>  find at the moment).  Update: if you're smart don't put the version
>  number on the T-shirt, thanks!
>
>LOL :) this one is very funny!
>
>- additional source code that give 500 extra Elo points (one liners
>  preferred).  My mailbox is sometimes full, so don't hesitate to send
>  it again because I haven't found it, so ..."
>
>" Let me even add "king
>safety" to the list!!!  That means I considered it as so unimportant
>that it wasn't even worth mentionning, this shows a lot about my
>computer-chess understanding :) "
>
>yes,Fabien...
>
>
>Keep on amusing,Fabien!
>
>Fabien would ignore this post as the subject title doesnt relate to his
>engine,also other reason is that he rarely even posts here
>I would be surprised if fabien replies to this post!
>
>this guy has excellent sense of humor
>
>Carlos Del Cacho(pepito)
>
>This guy is also equally funny!but i would rate him second
>
>from pepito site
>
>Download
>"Okay, So you got here without reading all the junk I wrote above! I wish you
>get a corrupted file from this section :-) "
>
>
>and Bob Hyatt!
>
>Bob is sarcastic yet very funny,most of his message tone looks like a warning :)
>
>and other programmers,posters?


There are over 1100 quips on each site below (1100 is in binary, okay):

http://members.ozemail.com.au/~djbenn/docs/plquotes.html

Weinberg's Second Law:

If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first
woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.


http://www.heuse.com/cphumor.htm

Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary:

Endless Loop: (noun), see Loop, Endless.
Loop, Endless: (noun), see Endless Loop.


http://www.maruniak.dynu.com/AboutMe/quotes/

Murphy's Law of Line Printers:
"Line Printer paper is strongest at the perforations."





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