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Subject: Re: Change of name of CCC.

Author: Peter Skinner

Date: 06:42:27 03/22/05

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On March 22, 2005 at 09:02:52, Albert Silver wrote:

>Hi SOB...Keeper of the Flame,
>
>Would posts about the rare Daniel unit be accepted? It was released about 7
>years ago, doesn't play very well, comes with voice, and does somersaults and
>handstands while you are pondering your move.
>
>                                         Albert

This Daniel unit sounds a heck of a lot like most men in marriages.

While women are pondering the next stab into the free will of a man, we often
are in limbo, doing just about anything to feel less awkward. :)

Surfing the net I found that you can buy a newer model than the one you
describe. The newest features are:

1. When told to jump, it asks "How high?" and "When can I come down?"
2. You can send it to the store for feminine hygiene products.
3. It comes with an additional firmware personality named "Janet". This emulates
a mother-in-law, and while YOU are pondering your move it lets you know that you
will never amount to anything; you should be treating your "Queen" better, and
above all, laughs at your mistakes stating "I told you so". One problem has been
seen in this personality though. Once you load it, it never wants to leave, and
wants a ride to bingo.

Peter



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