Author: Lawrence S. Tamarkin
Date: 19:18:48 02/17/99
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Hi Fernando: You deserve some nice presents designed for old gezers' like you and me. How about a program like, Chess System Lasker. It blows smoke in your face and makes traps that you fall into because you think your winning. And then theirs the latest Fritz program for old people like you - It keeps hanging its pieces, but then it tries to take its moves back, while the talk CD says stuff like, "You think I moved there, I DIN'T move there you schuck! I'm Old, I'm confused" And then finally there is the new program, Chess player Pam Anderson. It playes a really week game, but it has a calendeer feature of Young beauties (all who are married to really old farts), for each week of the year, all presented in AVI's of course! And its oohs & Ahhs, while you play it are very soothing. Of course, it has some other unique, let us say phisical attributes, but I won't go into them here. Lets just say, it would certainly out sell all the other chess playing programs (and break up a few regular human relationships too), by a wide margin. Just kidding of course, and I hope I don't get deleted for these thoughts... Happy 50th Birthday!! Larry the inkompetent chess software addict! On February 17, 1999 at 21:54:51, Fernando Villegas wrote: >Next friday I will be in my 50ยช aniversary. All of you invited to the funeral. >Wheelchairs accepted as gift. Ingo Althofer will be in the party. Charters >jumbos waiting in kennedy airport. If you cannot come, I accept emails as a >salute. Sentimenal guy I am, no way. Latin stuff. >Sheers >fernando
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