Author: Fernando Villegas
Date: 16:05:29 07/15/05
....Specially now, old, decrepit and defeated all the time. So I would want a chess program that could make the following things: a) The Gui is a cozy room where the opponent -the engine- is a gorgeous woman undressing after each .1 score plus she gets. There are 10 models of women to choose. The idea: at least you get something from your lousy chess ability. b) There is a tiny word processor in a corner for me to work as I am mauled. c) The talking device, contrary to the unbearable Fritz son of a bith, is a soft, pleasant voice telling pretty things. "Ok Fernando, you are being defeated, but what a genius are you when writting..." Or "yes, I am in the edge of winning you, but it was sooo difficult..." d) It has an e-mail service. e) it has a news service f) It has a virtual secretary, another girl of course. This one, no older than 20. g) it really teach you to play chess with verbose advices instead of the dry, scholarly dumb, presumptuous, unreadable chess book style. h) It loses a game from time to time without special downgrading performed by you. i) Indefinite updates j) not more than 50 bucks Simple, right? fernando
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