Author: Madhavan
Date: 00:47:11 07/16/05
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On July 15, 2005 at 19:05:29, Fernando Villegas wrote: >....Specially now, old, decrepit and defeated all the time. >So I would want a chess program that could make the following things: >a) The Gui is a cozy room where the opponent -the engine- is a gorgeous woman >undressing after each .1 score plus she gets. There are 10 models of women to >choose. The idea: at least you get something from your lousy chess ability. You don't have a shame to talk about all this to community of adults? >b) There is a tiny word processor in a corner for me to work as I am mauled. >c) The talking device, contrary to the unbearable Fritz son of a bith, is a >soft, pleasant voice telling pretty things. "Ok Fernando, you are being >defeated, but what a genius are you when writting..." Or "yes, I am in the edge >of winning you, but it was sooo difficult..." >d) It has an e-mail service. Chess Program e-mail sevice? Offline chess program dooesn't give you e-mail service,Do you want something like fernando@chessbase.com? >e) it has a news service news service?Try CTF. >f) It has a virtual secretary, another girl of course. This one, no older than >20. Oh Fat HOPE Man!What do you want her to do? >g) it really teach you to play chess with verbose advices instead of the dry, >scholarly dumb, presumptuous, unreadable chess book style. >h) It loses a game from time to time without special downgrading performed by >you. Try Weakie chess engine which are already available for download >i) Indefinite updates Infinite updates >j) not more than 50 bucks So are you planning to become a Grand master?or just wanted to enjoy Chess with prety gals? >Simple, right? and another one,Paradise!how about retiring yourself in the Paradise? >fernando
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