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Subject: Re: The Program I Have Been Always Waiting

Author: P L Patodia

Date: 00:51:59 07/17/05

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This forum is for discussing serious chess. Not the junk you
are writing. I request moderators to make it meaningful by
deleting these kind of junk stuffs.

P L Patodia

On July 15, 2005 at 19:05:29, Fernando Villegas wrote:

>....Specially now, old, decrepit and defeated all the time.
>So I would want a chess program that could make the following things:
>a) The Gui is a cozy room where the opponent -the engine- is a gorgeous woman
>undressing after each .1 score plus she gets. There are 10 models of women to
>choose. The idea: at least you get something from your lousy chess ability.
>b) There is a tiny word processor in a corner for me to work as I am mauled.
>c) The talking device, contrary to the unbearable Fritz son of a bith, is a
>soft, pleasant voice telling pretty things. "Ok Fernando, you are being
>defeated, but what a genius are you when writting..." Or "yes, I am in the edge
>of winning you, but it was sooo difficult..."
>d) It has an e-mail service.
>e) it has a news service
>f) It has a virtual secretary, another girl of course. This one, no older than
>20.
>g) it really teach you to play chess with verbose advices instead of the dry,
>scholarly dumb, presumptuous, unreadable chess book style.
>h) It loses a game from time to time without special downgrading performed by
>you.
>i) Indefinite updates
>j) not more than 50 bucks
>
>Simple, right?
>fernando



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