Author: P L Patodia
Date: 00:51:59 07/17/05
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This forum is for discussing serious chess. Not the junk you are writing. I request moderators to make it meaningful by deleting these kind of junk stuffs. P L Patodia On July 15, 2005 at 19:05:29, Fernando Villegas wrote: >....Specially now, old, decrepit and defeated all the time. >So I would want a chess program that could make the following things: >a) The Gui is a cozy room where the opponent -the engine- is a gorgeous woman >undressing after each .1 score plus she gets. There are 10 models of women to >choose. The idea: at least you get something from your lousy chess ability. >b) There is a tiny word processor in a corner for me to work as I am mauled. >c) The talking device, contrary to the unbearable Fritz son of a bith, is a >soft, pleasant voice telling pretty things. "Ok Fernando, you are being >defeated, but what a genius are you when writting..." Or "yes, I am in the edge >of winning you, but it was sooo difficult..." >d) It has an e-mail service. >e) it has a news service >f) It has a virtual secretary, another girl of course. This one, no older than >20. >g) it really teach you to play chess with verbose advices instead of the dry, >scholarly dumb, presumptuous, unreadable chess book style. >h) It loses a game from time to time without special downgrading performed by >you. >i) Indefinite updates >j) not more than 50 bucks > >Simple, right? >fernando
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