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Subject: [Off Topic] Funny as hell. Re-actions to Windows Vista and IE 7...

Author: Peter Skinner

Date: 00:42:23 07/28/05


Hello all,

In reading some of the messages relating to the release of Windows Vista and IE
7.0, I can across some pretty interesting ones.

<CopperSN> Hey guys! How is the new IE?
<RabidXP> it is fine if you like a really f**ked up browser that kinda looks
like FireFox on crack
<CopperSN> huh, somehow I was expecting more.
*CopperSN cries into his pillow
<RabidXP> there there... should I tell you about vista?
*CopperSN runs away

about 20 mins later.....

<CopperSN> Ok Rabid, lay vista on me. I am ready.
<RabidXP> well to put it kindly.. if you remove the glass looking windows and
the added hardware support, you have an even more screwed up version of xp.
definately don't try to install a raid array on it if you value data.
<CopperSN> Can you put it even kinder for me? I ran out of tissues the last
time.
<RabidXP> oh sure. you will love it. it is the best thing since sliced bread.
<CopperSN> Oh thank god! I thought you were going to say it sucked.

about 60 minutes later

<Windows311> Hey hey! Has anyone tried the new Vista? My download isn't until
tomorrow.
<CopperSN> Windows311: Don't ask RabidXP about it. Just trust me on this ok?
*RabidXP laughs uncontrollably.
<CopperSN> Damn! He is here! Run Windows311! Run!!
*Windows311 wonders where to run to...
<RabidXP> it is fine. install it. you will love it. it is the better than xp by
a mile.
*CopperSN shakes his head.. what the hell?
<RabidXP> i only told him that copper in case he was a sissy like you. i
wouldn't want a tissue shortage to happen across the globe.
<CopperSN> Sweet Jesus! I just blew my nose in my mom's shirt over what you said
the first time, and was just about to apologize for it!
*RabidXP shakes his head.. what the hell?
<RabidXP> copper how old are you?
<CopperSN> 20 Why?

There are some pretty good ones from the MS Bulletin Boards today. Once I find
out if there are any privacy issues regarding them, I will post them here.

Peter



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