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Subject: The Ages of a Common Chess Player

Author: Fernando Villegas

Date: 16:12:52 08/25/05


Between 8 and 10 he is taught the game by his father, he gets very interested,
push the old man to play with him and from then on he loses 120 games in a row.
The las time he  kick the board, slam the door of his room and take again the
baseball ball. "Never more, I swear, I will play that stupid game!", he yells.

Between 13 and 15, in the school, his interest rekindle, then he push heavily on
his professors to organize a tournament, bothers everybody, gets a book from a
book-store as a price for the winner and finally the tournamet is held and he
loses every game and get last position and his friends laugh on him as he lose
the last game with an adversary knight forraging trough his position, eating
everything but the King. He fall in deep depression, get into his room for three
days, kicks a board, promise never more to play chess

Between 18 and 21 he is in high school and has seen twice "Looking for Bobby
Fisher" and feel again a flaming desire to play chess, but this time, in order
to learn, get a book entittled "Chess for Dummies" and purchase in a backyard a
Chess Challenger 10 in a couple of collars and from then on he plays the machine
and lose every game till he gets in rage and kick the bloody, stupid piece of
plastic.

Between 22 and 25 he pursues his studies of odontology and sign as  a member of
the University Chess Club and expend several nights playing his companions and
get very soon a solid fame as an absolute loser around move 15. He does not kick
the board but declare he is more a poet than a player and write some
preposterous verses to his girl friend so she abandon him and goes with the
basketball star.

Between 26 and 34 he marry, earn a decent income and feel life is somewhat void
if deprived of some intelectual challenge, so he expend money in a sizeable
chess library, he study half of the first chapter of a book about opennings,
solve the first 5 problems of "2000 mates in two for the chess fan" and then
drop it in a corner of his library. From time to time he play a game with a
colleague and lose every game around move 31. "I have drunk too much" he
explains.

Between 40 and 50 he has a more than good economic situation, three kids that
does not see him but for asking money, a wife that no longer is willing to fuck
with him and so he stumble in the chess club of the city, where he very soon win
a deserved fame as the guy that pay the beer, pay the coffee, pay the donnuts
and lose every game.

Between 50 and his untimely death of a stroke he came to CCC and felt kind of a
gratitude getting some of his post, from time to time, answered by a star chess
programmer.

Rest in Peace


Fernando



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