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Subject: Lol! Very funny. Thanks amigo. :-) (nt)

Author: Albert Silver

Date: 17:56:13 08/25/05

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On August 25, 2005 at 19:12:52, Fernando Villegas wrote:

>Between 8 and 10 he is taught the game by his father, he gets very interested,
>push the old man to play with him and from then on he loses 120 games in a row.
>The las time he  kick the board, slam the door of his room and take again the
>baseball ball. "Never more, I swear, I will play that stupid game!", he yells.
>
>Between 13 and 15, in the school, his interest rekindle, then he push heavily on
>his professors to organize a tournament, bothers everybody, gets a book from a
>book-store as a price for the winner and finally the tournamet is held and he
>loses every game and get last position and his friends laugh on him as he lose
>the last game with an adversary knight forraging trough his position, eating
>everything but the King. He fall in deep depression, get into his room for three
>days, kicks a board, promise never more to play chess
>
>Between 18 and 21 he is in high school and has seen twice "Looking for Bobby
>Fisher" and feel again a flaming desire to play chess, but this time, in order
>to learn, get a book entittled "Chess for Dummies" and purchase in a backyard a
>Chess Challenger 10 in a couple of collars and from then on he plays the machine
>and lose every game till he gets in rage and kick the bloody, stupid piece of
>plastic.
>
>Between 22 and 25 he pursues his studies of odontology and sign as  a member of
>the University Chess Club and expend several nights playing his companions and
>get very soon a solid fame as an absolute loser around move 15. He does not kick
>the board but declare he is more a poet than a player and write some
>preposterous verses to his girl friend so she abandon him and goes with the
>basketball star.
>
>Between 26 and 34 he marry, earn a decent income and feel life is somewhat void
>if deprived of some intelectual challenge, so he expend money in a sizeable
>chess library, he study half of the first chapter of a book about opennings,
>solve the first 5 problems of "2000 mates in two for the chess fan" and then
>drop it in a corner of his library. From time to time he play a game with a
>colleague and lose every game around move 31. "I have drunk too much" he
>explains.
>
>Between 40 and 50 he has a more than good economic situation, three kids that
>does not see him but for asking money, a wife that no longer is willing to fuck
>with him and so he stumble in the chess club of the city, where he very soon win
>a deserved fame as the guy that pay the beer, pay the coffee, pay the donnuts
>and lose every game.
>
>Between 50 and his untimely death of a stroke he came to CCC and felt kind of a
>gratitude getting some of his post, from time to time, answered by a star chess
>programmer.
>
>Rest in Peace
>
>
>Fernando



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