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Subject: Off Topic Stuff, but Very Worethy of a Good Reading

Author: Fernando Villegas

Date: 06:31:04 03/05/99


Hi all:
I just received this email and I think it deserves to be shared by you. This is
it:


>Last year a friend of mine upgraded girlfriend 6.0 to Wife 1.0 and found
>that it's a memory hog leaving very little system resources for other
>applications. He is only now noticing that Wife 1.0 also is spawning
>Child-Processes which are further consuming valuable resources. No
>mention of this particular phenomena was included in the product
>brochure or the documentation, though other users have informed him that
>this is to be expected due to the nature of the application.
>
>Not only that, Wife 1.0 installs itself such that it is always launched
>at system initialization where it can monitor all other system activity.
>
>He's finding that some applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Beer Bash
>2.5, and Pub Night 7.0 are no longer able to run, crashing the system
>when selected (even though they always worked fine before).
>
>At installation, Wife 1.0 automatically installs undesired Plug-Ins such as
>Mother-In-Law 55.8 and Brother-In-Law Beta release. As a consequence, system
>performance seems to diminish with each passing day.
>Some features he'd like to see in the upcoming wife 2.0:
>
>A "Don't remind me again" button
>
>Minimize button
>
>An install shield feature that allows Wife 2.0 to be installed with the
>option to uninstall at anytime without the loss of cache and other
>system resources.
>
>I myself decided to avoid all of the headaches associated with Wife 1.0
>by sticking with Girlfriend 2.0. Even here, however, I found many
>problems. Apparently you cannot install Girlfriend 2.0 on top of
>Girlfriend 1.0. You must uninstall Girlfriend 1.0 first. Other users say
>this is a long standing bug which I should have been aware of.
>
>Apparently the versions of Girlfriend have conflicts over shared use of
>the I/O port. You think they would have fixed such a stupid bug by now.
>To make matters worse, the uninstall program for Girlfriend 1.0 doesn't
>work very well, leaving undesirable traces of the application in the
>system.
>
>Another annoying problem: all versions of Girlfriend continually pop up
>annoying messages about the advantages of upgrading to Wife 1.0
>
>***** BUG WARNING ******** Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try
>to install Mistress 1.1 before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will
>delete MSMoney files before executing a self-uninstallation. Then
>Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install, claiming insufficient system
>resources.
>
>**** BUG WORK-AROUNDS *************** To avoid the above bug, try
>installing Mistress 1.1 on a different system and never run any file
>transfer applications such as Laplink 6.0. Also, beware of similar
>shareware applications that have been known to carry viruses that may
>affect Wife 1.0. Another solution would be to run Mistress 1.0 via a
>UseNet provider under an anonymous name. Here again, beware of the
>viruses which can accidentally be downloaded from the UseNet.
>
>
>




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