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Subject: Re: Off Topic Stuff, but Very Worethy of a Good Reading

Author: Tom Kerrigan

Date: 10:06:46 03/06/99

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Hmm, Girlfriend 1.0 stopped working for me. Evidently it now requires more
system resources and will only run on some other guy's system. :(

-Tom

On March 05, 1999 at 09:31:04, Fernando Villegas wrote:

>Hi all:
>I just received this email and I think it deserves to be shared by you. This is
>it:
>
>
>>Last year a friend of mine upgraded girlfriend 6.0 to Wife 1.0 and found
>>that it's a memory hog leaving very little system resources for other
>>applications. He is only now noticing that Wife 1.0 also is spawning
>>Child-Processes which are further consuming valuable resources. No
>>mention of this particular phenomena was included in the product
>>brochure or the documentation, though other users have informed him that
>>this is to be expected due to the nature of the application.
>>
>>Not only that, Wife 1.0 installs itself such that it is always launched
>>at system initialization where it can monitor all other system activity.
>>
>>He's finding that some applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Beer Bash
>>2.5, and Pub Night 7.0 are no longer able to run, crashing the system
>>when selected (even though they always worked fine before).
>>
>>At installation, Wife 1.0 automatically installs undesired Plug-Ins such as
>>Mother-In-Law 55.8 and Brother-In-Law Beta release. As a consequence, system
>>performance seems to diminish with each passing day.
>>Some features he'd like to see in the upcoming wife 2.0:
>>
>>A "Don't remind me again" button
>>
>>Minimize button
>>
>>An install shield feature that allows Wife 2.0 to be installed with the
>>option to uninstall at anytime without the loss of cache and other
>>system resources.
>>
>>I myself decided to avoid all of the headaches associated with Wife 1.0
>>by sticking with Girlfriend 2.0. Even here, however, I found many
>>problems. Apparently you cannot install Girlfriend 2.0 on top of
>>Girlfriend 1.0. You must uninstall Girlfriend 1.0 first. Other users say
>>this is a long standing bug which I should have been aware of.
>>
>>Apparently the versions of Girlfriend have conflicts over shared use of
>>the I/O port. You think they would have fixed such a stupid bug by now.
>>To make matters worse, the uninstall program for Girlfriend 1.0 doesn't
>>work very well, leaving undesirable traces of the application in the
>>system.
>>
>>Another annoying problem: all versions of Girlfriend continually pop up
>>annoying messages about the advantages of upgrading to Wife 1.0
>>
>>***** BUG WARNING ******** Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try
>>to install Mistress 1.1 before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will
>>delete MSMoney files before executing a self-uninstallation. Then
>>Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install, claiming insufficient system
>>resources.
>>
>>**** BUG WORK-AROUNDS *************** To avoid the above bug, try
>>installing Mistress 1.1 on a different system and never run any file
>>transfer applications such as Laplink 6.0. Also, beware of similar
>>shareware applications that have been known to carry viruses that may
>>affect Wife 1.0. Another solution would be to run Mistress 1.0 via a
>>UseNet provider under an anonymous name. Here again, beware of the
>>viruses which can accidentally be downloaded from the UseNet.
>>
>>
>>



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