Author: Swaminathan
Date: 20:47:57 10/06/05
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On October 06, 2005 at 18:52:23, Djordje Vidanovic wrote: >Hearing that Fernando doesn't want to listen to reports on chess programs >(specifically Fruit) any more, here's a little joke that might make his life a >little more cheerful than it already is, what with the beautiful young women >around him, etc. The joke might be old news for most of you, but I kind of >liked it: > >Dear Dad, >$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ >and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply >can`t think of anything I need. $o if you would like, >you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear >from you. >Love, >Your $on > >The Reply: > >Dear Son, > >I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are >eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt >forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, >and you can never study eNOugh. >Love, >Dad > >==== > >He, he. One day an employee sends a letter to his boss to increase his salary!!! Dear Bo$$ In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company. I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon. Your$ $incerely, Norman $oh The next day, the employee recieved this letter Dear NOrman, I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet. NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad. I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean. Yours truly, Manager
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