Author: David Mitchell
Date: 21:40:00 10/06/05
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On October 06, 2005 at 18:52:23, Djordje Vidanovic wrote: >Hearing that Fernando doesn't want to listen to reports on chess programs >(specifically Fruit) any more, here's a little joke that might make his life a >little more cheerful than it already is, what with the beautiful young women >around him, etc. The joke might be old news for most of you, but I kind of >liked it: > >Dear Dad, >$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ >and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply >can`t think of anything I need. $o if you would like, >you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear >from you. >Love, >Your $on > >The Reply: > >Dear Son, > >I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are >eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt >forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, >and you can never study eNOugh. >Love, >Dad > >==== > >He, he. So, the Capitol One card commercials are right: "The answer's always NO" The business practices of the card companies are downright dispicable, but at least one of them knows how to make very funny commercials. Thanks for the college-humor. Dave
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