Author: Telmo C. Escobar
Date: 22:21:17 12/09/05
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On December 10, 2005 at 00:44:40, Axel Schumacher wrote: >On December 09, 2005 at 22:55:55, Fernando Villegas wrote: > >>Be careful when ordering stuff. After see me ordering H10 my wife asked divorce. >>I do not understand why. This year I have bough only 8 dedicated units, >>purchased two or three software and downloaded around 20 freeware programs. >>Which is the problem? >>Women... >> >>Surprised Regards >>fernando > > >I'm not married yet, but the problem started already. >I'm short on time and so I could only manage to play about 10 games on the >playchess server this year. I lost all ten games. Not because I was playing bad, >but because exactly in that moment, even though I was ahead in all games, in the >critical time (I use to play Blitz), my girlfriend came to me and had something >very very very very very important to ask, which couldn't wait a minute (for >example asking me if the sweater fits to the pants). I don't know how she >manages to ALWAYS finds the critical moment to interrupt my play ? >Yesterday I was up one queen; I wonder what my opponent thought I was doing; >loosing on time in that position?!... > >Axel You must think about the positive side of this: now you can be 100% sure that your girlfriend is a real woman, not a toy. My wife do the same... In order to get fair chances, before starting a game you must ask your opponent whether he is married or has a girlfriend. If not, don't play against him :) Telmo PS My wife still doesn't understand how I can be so silly that I don't know if a sweater fits to the pants or not. Just in case, she continues asking- maybe one day I'll grow..
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