Author: Axel Schumacher
Date: 22:33:58 12/09/05
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On December 10, 2005 at 01:21:17, Telmo C. Escobar wrote: >On December 10, 2005 at 00:44:40, Axel Schumacher wrote: > >>On December 09, 2005 at 22:55:55, Fernando Villegas wrote: >> >>>Be careful when ordering stuff. After see me ordering H10 my wife asked divorce. >>>I do not understand why. This year I have bough only 8 dedicated units, >>>purchased two or three software and downloaded around 20 freeware programs. >>>Which is the problem? >>>Women... >>> >>>Surprised Regards >>>fernando >> >> >>I'm not married yet, but the problem started already. >>I'm short on time and so I could only manage to play about 10 games on the >>playchess server this year. I lost all ten games. Not because I was playing bad, >>but because exactly in that moment, even though I was ahead in all games, in the >>critical time (I use to play Blitz), my girlfriend came to me and had something >>very very very very very important to ask, which couldn't wait a minute (for >>example asking me if the sweater fits to the pants). I don't know how she >>manages to ALWAYS finds the critical moment to interrupt my play ? >>Yesterday I was up one queen; I wonder what my opponent thought I was doing; >>loosing on time in that position?!... >> >>Axel > > > You must think about the positive side of this: now you can be 100% sure that >your girlfriend is a real woman, not a toy. My wife do the same... > > In order to get fair chances, before starting a game you must ask your opponent >whether he is married or has a girlfriend. If not, don't play against him :) > > > Telmo > >PS My wife still doesn't understand how I can be so silly that I don't know if a >sweater fits to the pants or not. Just in case, she continues asking- maybe one >day I'll grow.. I'm just imagining your wife talking to my girlfriend in some forum somewhere in the internet and it goes like this: "My boyfriend/man, somehow, always manages to play this stupid game, I don't know what it is, checkers or chess or something,...always in the moment when I have to make difficult decisions. As if it easy to chose the right sweater to your pants !?..tsssss.. Men...." Axel
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