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Subject: LOL - very funny :-)

Author: Graham Banks

Date: 14:26:35 12/10/05

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On December 10, 2005 at 17:15:30, Arifur Rahman wrote:

>On December 10, 2005 at 11:10:08, Andreas Guettinger wrote:
>
>>On December 09, 2005 at 22:55:55, Fernando Villegas wrote:
>>
>>>Be careful when ordering stuff. After see me ordering H10 my wife asked divorce.
>>>I do not understand why. This year I have bough only 8 dedicated units,
>>>purchased two or three software and downloaded around 20 freeware programs.
>>>Which is the problem?
>>>Women...
>>>
>>>Surprised Regards
>>>fernando
>>
>>What is wife? I don't know this unit.
>>I hope it can be repaired/replaced? Sometimes it helps to change the eprom.
>>Maybe a new modulset will fix it?
>>
>>regards
>>Andy
>
>In case you wanted to know more details about wife. Here follows:
>
>
>Wife 1.0 Last year a friend of mine upgraded from GirlFriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and
>found that it's a memory hog leaving very little system resources available for
>other applications. He is now noticing that Wife 1.0 is also spawning Child
>Processes which are further consuming valuable resources. No mention of this
>particular phenomena was included in the product brochure or the documentation,
>though other users have informed him that this is to be expected due to the
>nature of the application. Not only that, Wife 1.0 installs itself such that it
>is always launched at system initialization, where it can monitor all other
>system activity. He's finding that some applications such as PokerNight 10.3,
>BeerBash 2.5, and PubNight 7.0 are no longer able to run in the system at all,
>crashing the system when selected (even though they always worked fine before).
>During installation, Wife 1.0 provides no option as to the installation of
>undesired Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw 55.8 and BrotherInLaw Beta release. Also,
>system performance seems to diminish with each passing day.
>
>Some features he'd like to see in the upcoming wife 2.0.
>A "Don't remind me again" button Minimize button An install shield feature that
>allows Wife 2.0 be installed with the option to uninstall at anytime without the
>loss of cache and other system resources. An option to run the network driver in
>promiscuous mode which would allow the system's hardware probe feature to be
>much more useful.
>
>I myself decided to avoid the headaches associated with Wife 1.0 by sticking
>with Girlfriend 2.0. Even here, however, I found many problems. Apparently you
>cannot install Girlfriend 2.0 on top of Girlfriend 1.0. You must uninstall
>Girlfriend 1.0 first. Other users say this is a long standing bug that I should
>have known about. Apparently the versions of Girlfriend have conficts over
>shared use of the I/O port. You think they would have fixed such a stupid bug by
>now. To make matters worse, The uninstall program for Girlfriend 1.0 doesn't
>work very well leaving undesirable traces of the application in the system.
>Another thing -- all versions of Girlfriend continually popup little annoying
>messages about the advantages of upgrading to Wife 1.0 BUG WARNING: Wife 1.0 has
>an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1 before uninstalling Wife
>1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Then
>Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install, claiming insufficient resources. BUG
>WORK-AROUNDS: To avoid this bug, try installing Mistress 1.1 on a different
>system and never run any file transfer applications such as Laplink 6.0. Also,
>beware of similar shareware applications that have been known to carry viruses
>that may affect Wife 1.0. Another solution would be to run Mistress 1.0 via a
>UseNet provider under an anonymous name. Here again, beware of the viruses which
>can accidently be downloaded from the UseNet.


Very good!

Graham.



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