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Subject: Re: Your information is a little bit outdated....this is terrible!!!!!!

Author: Joseph Ciarrochi

Date: 12:53:49 01/12/06

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Are we creating a generation of kids who are great at chess, but who will never
get laid (for non-english speakers, laid = "make sweet love to a woman")? Poor
Parimarjan Negi. 12 years old and not a girl in sight.

I think encouraging children to play alot of chess leads them to lose their
virginity at a much later age. Based on certain mathematic modelling, i
estimate that the variable DOVL ("Delay to Virginity Loss") is incremented by 1
year per 100 elo points you gain between the age of 9 to 12.

This is why i will make sure my daughter is a GM by age 12.

best
Joseph




On January 12, 2006 at 15:35:08, Dr. Wael Deeb wrote:

>_Please take a lokk here:
>http://www.chessbase.com/newsdetail.asp?newsid=2852
>Amazing,isn't it? :-)



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