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Subject: The Arrogant Man's Guide to Computer Chess

Author: Timothy J. Frohlick

Date: 13:16:10 03/01/06


Dear Hedonius,

The ultimate chess computer will have Rybka II 64bit on it and have fast
processors such as the FX-60 with 4 GB of RAM. In addition, it must have a dual
display capability with images of two 3-D boards on each 30 inch 1000 to 1
brightness level true color flat panel display. The computer operator will be
sitting in a hot tub or a full support reclining chair and be served his/her
favorite refreshments by Gary Kasparov or Bobby Fischer.

From time to time, Gary or Bobby will be asked to play against Rybka II as you,
the master, recline at ease watching the game in warm bubbling waters
accompanied by the sweet music from your $500,000.00 USD hi-fi system. Between
moves, Gary or Bobby will fetch your favorite snack and ask you if you would
care for anything else.

In Chile, Fernando will replace Gary or Bobby with his favorite female
grandmasters and sip cabernet sauvignon as the music plays on. He will laugh
heartily as the human player is annihilated on the gladiatorial chessboard.

Eudaemion

PS Any questions? Yes, the computer operator will be in the water or in the
chair with you.




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