Author: Alessandro Scotti
Date: 09:32:58 03/05/06
- How's that going? - Don't know yet, there's just one little change in the formula... - Will kill them all, as usual. - Yeah, probably. Those were the last five hamsters by the way. - Well it doesn't matter at this point, does it? Even if we can't improve the formula, what we've got is enough to make us rich... - Ten million dollars rich... can you imagine it? - Don't tell me... How long before they're here? - A couple of hours, three at most. - So.. black or white? - Don't you ever have enough? We've been hiding in this goddammed place for almost one year with nothing but piles of canned food and this chessboard! - Aww same story again... ok, white's yours, I'll take black... go on. - Well, let me try something different then... ever heard of the Grob? - Not quite, what is it? - Watch out, here it comes! Hamster #1 - Are we dead yet? Hamster #2 - Don't think so. Hamster #3 - Feeling rather good actually... Hamster #4 - Strange, this thing kills in minutes... Hamster #5 - We've been given something different then. Hamster #4 - Could be. Hamster #1 - No doubt, in fact. Hamster #4 - How can you be so sure? Hamster #1 - Can't you really see it? Something... special? Hamster #4 - Oww, no riddles please... Hamster #3 - Yeah, will you just bring the point home? It's not like we can stay here talking all night... Hamster #1 - And that's your point. You know, hamsters don't talk... - The house's over there sir, behind the trees. - You sure they're inside? - Aye, sir. Both of them. - Get ready. We go in. - Remember, you can resign if you wish! - You're being a bit optimistic methinks, just play on and... what's that?!? - Looks like the sound of a forced mate to me... - No jokes... that came from the outside. - Could it be our friends? - They should have called by radio first. - Well it's just some animal, come on... - Not now, let me take a look out of the window. (Door is kicked open, windows explode.) - DON'T MOVE! - Oh, f*ck... - Who the...? - DON'T MOVE! KEEP YOUR HANDS IN SIGHT! - Yeah sure, see you in hell bud... - WATCH OUT, HE'S ARMED! - FIRE! - NOOO! STOP IT! STOP IT! - How's the other? - Dead as well. - Who's the idiot that fired first? - They were armed sir. - Oh dammit... have you searched the house? - Yes, there's nobody else. - The lab? - It's over there. - Hmmm... not much to see. - Yeah, there's a bunch of cages in that corner, and one on the table. All empty. - Ok, leave it to forensics then... Let's go out of here. Hamster #2 - What do we do now? Hamster #1 - What have we learned in the past months? Watched hundred of times? Hamster #2 - Why... not a bad idea after all! Hamster #1 - Everybody? Hamster #3 - Yes! Hamster #5 - Yeah! Hamster #4 - Yes! Hamster #1 - Ok... let's chop some wood then... http://www.ascotti.org/programming/chess/hamsters.htm
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