Author: Jorge Pichard
Date: 10:02:43 03/05/06
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On March 05, 2006 at 12:32:58, Alessandro Scotti wrote: >- How's that going? >- Don't know yet, there's just one little change in the formula... >- Will kill them all, as usual. >- Yeah, probably. Those were the last five hamsters by the way. >- Well it doesn't matter at this point, does it? Even if we can't improve the >formula, what we've got is enough to make us rich... >- Ten million dollars rich... can you imagine it? >- Don't tell me... How long before they're here? >- A couple of hours, three at most. >- So.. black or white? >- Don't you ever have enough? We've been hiding in this goddammed place for >almost one year with nothing but piles of canned food and this chessboard! >- Aww same story again... ok, white's yours, I'll take black... go on. >- Well, let me try something different then... ever heard of the Grob? >- Not quite, what is it? >- Watch out, here it comes! > > > >Hamster #1 - Are we dead yet? >Hamster #2 - Don't think so. >Hamster #3 - Feeling rather good actually... >Hamster #4 - Strange, this thing kills in minutes... >Hamster #5 - We've been given something different then. >Hamster #4 - Could be. >Hamster #1 - No doubt, in fact. >Hamster #4 - How can you be so sure? >Hamster #1 - Can't you really see it? Something... special? >Hamster #4 - Oww, no riddles please... >Hamster #3 - Yeah, will you just bring the point home? It's not like we can stay >here talking all night... >Hamster #1 - And that's your point. You know, hamsters don't talk... > > > >- The house's over there sir, behind the trees. >- You sure they're inside? >- Aye, sir. Both of them. >- Get ready. We go in. > > > >- Remember, you can resign if you wish! >- You're being a bit optimistic methinks, just play on and... what's that?!? >- Looks like the sound of a forced mate to me... >- No jokes... that came from the outside. >- Could it be our friends? >- They should have called by radio first. >- Well it's just some animal, come on... >- Not now, let me take a look out of the window. >(Door is kicked open, windows explode.) >- DON'T MOVE! >- Oh, f*ck... >- Who the...? >- DON'T MOVE! KEEP YOUR HANDS IN SIGHT! >- Yeah sure, see you in hell bud... >- WATCH OUT, HE'S ARMED! >- FIRE! >- NOOO! STOP IT! STOP IT! > > > >- How's the other? >- Dead as well. >- Who's the idiot that fired first? >- They were armed sir. >- Oh dammit... have you searched the house? >- Yes, there's nobody else. >- The lab? >- It's over there. >- Hmmm... not much to see. >- Yeah, there's a bunch of cages in that corner, and one on the table. All >empty. >- Ok, leave it to forensics then... Let's go out of here. > > > >Hamster #2 - What do we do now? >Hamster #1 - What have we learned in the past months? Watched hundred of times? >Hamster #2 - Why... not a bad idea after all! >Hamster #1 - Everybody? >Hamster #3 - Yes! >Hamster #5 - Yeah! >Hamster #4 - Yes! >Hamster #1 - Ok... let's chop some wood then... > > > >http://www.ascotti.org/programming/chess/hamsters.htm Chess960 (aka FRC) doesn't work in Arena, because Arena is not completely compliant with the UCI protocol (namely, with respect to the castling flags). Too late now, I will fix this in the next release.
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