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Subject: Re: How to make Fritz be quiet... (Re: Hiarcs 7.32 & The Elusive Manual)

Author: Dave Gomboc

Date: 19:31:07 06/15/99

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On June 15, 1999 at 21:46:07, Albert Silver wrote:

>On June 15, 1999 at 20:38:55, Melvin S. Schwartz wrote:
>
>>
>>I put in the Hiarcs 7.32 CD and clicked on manuals, and up popped the manual for
>>Fritz 5.32. That was problem number one. I also notice that sometimes the time
>>taken per move goes off. That was problem number two. But the real killer was
>>when I put Fritz's Talk CD in and was playing a game against Hiarcs 7.32 and I
>>happened to mutter to myself - Where the heck is the manual for Hiarcs 7.32. It
>>was right after I said that, the voice on the CD began laughing! Has anyone
>>experienced this phenomena - the Talk CD laughing? I did't think it was funny so
>>I took out the Talk CD and poured Clorox on it and now it isn't laughing
>>anymore!
>>
>>Mel
>
>The GUI (the program as opposed to the engine) is the same for Junior, Fritz,
>Nimzo99, and Hiarcs. If it said Fritz then that was certainly an oversight, but
>a minor one. As for the rest, well, it never would have occured to me to drown
>the program in Clorox. If it survived, you might then consider putting it in the
>toaster. I'm pretty sure that will do the trick.
>
>                                  Albert Silver
>
>P.S. There is an alternative solution (though not nearly as interesting as
>melting the damn thing's plastic guts) consisting of turning the talk off.

Find a cafeteria at a local university with a beater microwave and heat up the
CD for a few (I mean few!) seconds.  I have seen this done -- not pretty, but
pretty funny. :)

Dave



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