Author: Fernando Villegas
Date: 20:00:34 07/21/99
Hi all: This is absolutekly off topic, but I cannot resit temptation to share my fun with you, my friends. Is an history told to me by a jewish friend that has score of similar h istories. Is this: And old jewish couple decide to convert tehmselves to the most conservative brabche of judaism and for that pirpose they go to learne the lesson taugh to thsm by a very conservative rabbi. After the trainniong is finished, the man ask the rabbi: -Well, Isac, now that the trainning is finished I would like to celebrate going with my wife to danse somewhere. Could we? -Ah, no! That's absolutely againts modesty! Women may dance with women and men with men, but never both toguether... -Oh.. And what about sex? May I have sex with mny wife? -Certainly you can. Sex is a bless from God and besides you are a respectable married copuple. Go and enjoy it... -Yes, but, dear Isaac, what about doing sex with her over me? -No problem. As I said before, sex is a blessing. You can do it in that way if you want.. -And if it is me that is lying over Ruth? -No problem, either. Sex is a blessing as I told you before. God like to see his creatures getting pleasure from his mutual love. -And if I take her from behind, dear Isaac? -No problem. You can enjoy sex as you wish. Sex is a blessing from God. - And could we make it stand up? -Ah no!!, That's no possible. That's could induce you to dance....!!! fernando, with my blessings
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