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Subject: Merry Christmas - Humor - Slightly Dated. :)

Author: Chris Carson

Date: 07:04:36 12/23/99


O Pentium, O Pentium,
I've got you in my PC
O Pentium, O Pentium,
To make my chess work easy.
But Pentium, what lies you give
Whene'er my clone calls for FDIV
O Pentium, why can't you see
I need both speed and accuracy.
O Pentium, O Pentium,
That's a chip you said I'd love.
So, Pentium, O Pentium,
I called up Andy Grove.
He told me all I needed to know
But it sounded like a job of snow
O Pentium, Intel people say
I don't need those bits anyway.
O Pentium, O Pentium,
I guess you're no divider.
But Pentium, O Pentium,
Your cache won't work either.
You're still OK for playing CRAFTY,
But actual work you won't do soon.
O Santa Claus, I've been good you see,
So please bring me an AMD!

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