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Subject: Re: "Charles Unruh Is Smarter Than I Am"

Author: Mark Ryan

Date: 03:22:50 01/29/00

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On January 29, 2000 at 01:34:01, Will Singleton wrote:

>On January 28, 2000 at 18:49:03, Dann Corbit wrote:
>
>>Now that Rebel Century has been mathmatically eliminated:
>>
>> "Charles Unruh Is Smarter Than I Am"
>>
>> The rain on the window forms in serpentine streaks
>> But the ice in my heart forms the ones on my cheeks.
>> The glacier of loss crushes inch at a time
>> A positional move, that was much too sublime.
>>
>> Stumbling forward in an ill-advised fight
>> But my sacrifice lead to a fork with his knight.
>> The mouse in his maze, tripped and stumbled right in
>> While the reclining Charles had a Cheshire Cat grin.
>>
>> My ignorance froze like a log in the sky
>> To tired to run or to hide or to cry.
>> The log was my king, now with face to the ground
>> Since everyone heard it, yes, it did make a sound.
>>
>>
>>BTW, Charles Unruh is probably better looking than I am too.
>>I am informed by a literary expert who has already perused this work, that it is
>>a sweaty monument of unfathomable lameness.
>>;-)
>
>Sweaty monument, huh?  In the great scheme of things, this makes but a small
>sound.  But the wit is worth it.
>
>Someone will have to come up with a fitting verse to immortalize the heated
>battle to take place this weekend on ICC.
>
>Will


Okay, Will, you asked for it:

There once were some "amateur" programs
That played like some guys drunk on Seagram's.
They bungled their play,
And blundered, for they
Were based on their programmers' engrams.

:-)





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