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Subject: The GUI of My Dreams

Author: Timothy J. Frohlick

Date: 09:52:12 02/12/00


Dear Computer Chess Programmers and Enthusiasts,


I dream of a computer chess program with genuine "true perspective" Staunton
ebony and ivory pieces being moved by a beautiful sexy woman with a sultry voice
that speaks at random anything you program her to say.  She can be dressed in
any outfit you desire.  A wide selection of background sounds and music would be
available.

Imagine playing by candlelight in a canoe with bird and coyote calls in the
distance as your romantic chessmate says "Check and I'll mate you in twenty
moves!"  This is getting serious.  It will happen folks.

Sounds a lot more enticing than just a plain and quiet 2-D machines.  Where is
Vincent Vega when you need him?

In computer chess dreams,


Tim Frohlick




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