Author: Timothy J. Frohlick
Date: 13:21:16 02/26/00
Earlier this century researchers developed Bionic cell-chips to control cell membrane permeability. From this and other developements we now have Fritz the walking,talking,chess-playing cyborg. Rated at elo 2950, Fritz can bench press 1000 Kg. and runs the 100 meter dash in 10 seconds. Fritz really cleans up and can be programmed via his/her(sex changeable) info port to do a variety of household tasks. The really interesting thing about Fritz is his/her ability to hold an interesting conversation with you as he/she beats you mercilessly. There is an ability to ask Fritz to lower the playing ability and lose graciously. This product is sold with the understanding that you will become addicted to this chess-playing cyborg and the makers assume no responsibility for any resultant damages. Price available on request on Feb. 28, 2051. PS Please do not ask Fritz to arm wrestle you during a chess game. tjf
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