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Subject: Feb. 27, 2051 : New Fritz Cyborg Developed

Author: Timothy J. Frohlick

Date: 13:21:16 02/26/00


Earlier this century researchers developed Bionic cell-chips to control cell
membrane permeability.  From this and other developements we now have Fritz the
walking,talking,chess-playing cyborg.  Rated at elo 2950, Fritz can bench press
1000 Kg. and runs the 100 meter dash in 10 seconds. Fritz really cleans up and
can be programmed via his/her(sex changeable) info port to do a variety of
household tasks.

The really interesting thing about Fritz is his/her ability to hold an
interesting conversation with you as he/she beats you mercilessly.  There is an
ability to ask Fritz to lower the playing ability and lose graciously.  This
product is sold with the understanding that you will become addicted to this
chess-playing cyborg and the makers assume no responsibility for any resultant
damages.

Price available on request on  Feb. 28, 2051.


PS  Please do not ask Fritz to arm wrestle you during a chess game.


tjf



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