Author: Michel Chassey
Date: 19:39:36 02/28/00
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On February 28, 2000 at 16:52:43, Christophe Theron wrote:
>On February 28, 2000 at 16:17:39, Michel Chassey wrote:
>
>> /*
>> TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
>> Project: Chicago(tm)
>> Projected release-date: MAY 1998
>> $History$
>> */
>>
>> #include "win31.h"
>> #include "win95.h"
>> #include "evenmore.h"
>> #include "oldstuff.h"
>> #include "billrulz.h"
>> #define INSTALL = HARD
>>
>> char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
>>
>> void main()
>> {
>> while(!CRASHED)
>> {
>> display_copyright_message();
>> display_bill_rules_message();
>> do_nothing_loop();
>> if (first_time_installation)
>> {
>> make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
>> do_nothing_loop();
>> totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
>>
>> search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
>> hang_system();
>> }
>> write_something(anything);
>> display_copyright_message();
>> do_nothing_loop();
>> do_some_stuff();
>> if (still_not_crashed)
>> {
>> display_copyright_message();
>> do_nothing_loop();
>> basically_run_windows_3.1();
>> do_nothing_loop();
>> do_nothing_loop();
>> }
>> }
>>
>> if (detect_cache())
>> disable_cache();
>>
>> if (fast_cpu())
>> {
>> set_wait_states(lots);
>> set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
>> set_mouse(action, jumpy);
>> set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
>> }
>>
>> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
>> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
>> printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
>> if (system_ok())
>> crash(to_dos_prompt);
>> else
>> system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp" O_CREATE);
>
>
>OK, I think that now I know what's wrong in W98. In the line above, there is a
>coma missing.
>
>Can you please insert a coma so that the line looks like:
>
> system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
>
>recompile everything, and try it?
>
>It should be much better. I'm not asking any money for this fix. I don't want to
>be responsible for MS future financial problems.
>
>:)
>
>
> Christophe
>
>
>
>
>> while(something)
>> {
>> sleep(5);
>> get_user_input();
>> sleep(5);
>> act_on_user_input();
>> sleep(5);
>> }
>> create_general_protection_fault();
>> }
Thanks Christophe, now could you please explain the
create_general_protection_fault() function ? If Windows has it, I won't
have to write one up in my program.
Incidently the above snipet was lifted from : http://protools.cjb.net/
More fun stuff where this came from.
Michel Chassey
Icq #34801616
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