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Subject: humorous chess story

Author: Robert Raese

Date: 04:27:41 05/24/01


i found this chess anecdote in a little essay, "street fighting men" by richard
fireman, about chess hustlers...

hope you get a smile...

"A now infamous, possibly apocryphal, story tells of how one day a couple of
years ago a South American master, in town a few days before the start of an
international tournament, was wandering down the street when he spotted a crowd
at the corner. Curious, he approached, and discovered to his delight the
spectacle of sidewalk chess, coffee-house chess without the coffeehouse. His
meat-&-potatoes. Why not make a couple of extra bucks before the tournament?

"These gringos didn't know him from Adam, though in his own country...ah, but
that was far away. He smiled. This was going to be like shooting ducks in a
barrel. His attention was especially drawn to one board, whose occupant was
taking on all comers at 5-to-1 minute odds, and cleaning up. This was their head
honcho, then. Fine. He sat down to play. Several games later and X number of
dollars poorer, he got up, walked away, and was never seen in these here parts
agin'. He had been so demoralized getting crushed by some "patzer" on the street
that he went back home without even playing in the big tournament; he figured if
this was what a woodpusher did to him, what would a REAL pro do?! God, these
Americans were strong! Unbeknownst to him, he had chanced to fall prey to one of
the rare appearances of Roman Dzindishashvilli, strong grandmaster and
exceptionally strong speed chess player. Did he ever find this out? Is he still
licking his wounds? Did he renounce chess forevermore? If not, perhaps he is out
there, now, reading this article; if so, senor, now you know. May the truth set
you free... "

LOL

the full essay is here: http://www.clark.net/pribut/richsfm.html




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