Author: Larry S. Tamarkin
Date: 12:12:58 09/22/98
Here's an idea for a new Chess Program personality, exploiting the current fascination with what's going on in America; The Clinton; when you make an aggressive move threatening one of its pieces, it says, 'I did not have sex with that chess program!' When it gets a big positional advantage, a screen pops up showing a picture of a cigar and telling you what it would like to do to you! When you get a winning position, it says, 'I've admitted I made a mistake, I apologized for it, and now I'm ready to get on with the business of this game' When you have it backed into the corner it starts repeating the position and says, 'I'm reverting back to my previous answer on this issue' Occasionally a counter-program called the 'KStarr' appears in a popup window and makes an attacking move against 'The Clinton' The Clinton Q occassionally attacks with great venum, but in generally moves around a lot less... Your own Queen, the 'Lewinsky' keeps going after the Clinton King, but then doesn't continue the attack! It talks to Conan O' Brian on 'Late Night, with Conan O'Brian - Its a talking head! Maybe I'm getting a little out of control... :) More quotes welcome! mrslug - the inkompetent chess software addict!
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